Gabbar Singh in Mumbai

INT. NEWS STUDIO – DAY
A News Anchor is looking into the camera.
NEWS ANCHOR
Aaj hum baat karne wale hain Gabbar Singh se.
NEWS ANCHOR
Haan toh Gabbarji, Aap Mumbai mein kaise?
GABBAR SINGH
Sholay film ke success ke baad mere sab daaku-on ko film star banne ki chaahas lag gayi. Kaalia jaake Marathi film karne laga, Sambha ne idhar Hindi filmon mein villain ka role kiya, aur Viru ne bhi Basanti se shaadi kar liya.
Ramgarh mein IT revolution ho gaya. Sab log khet chhodkar IT aur Real Estate mein busy ho gaye. Baju ke gaon mein SEZ aa gaya toh sab gaon walon ne apni apni zameen karodon ke bhaav mein bechkar idhar aa gaye.
Thakur ne USA jaakar apne haat theek karwa liye. Radha ne Jaidev se shaadi kar liya.
Toh main akela daaku kya karta. Mumbai aa gaya kaam dhoondne.
NEWS ANCHOR
Toh aapka ghoda aur pistaul kahaan hai?
GABBAR
Pistaul toh main Police headquarters mein chhodke aaya hoon. Aur mera ghoda aaj kal maine Salman Khan ko de diya hai – Usko ghod-savaari ka bahut shauk hai. Veer-ta mein No.1 hai Sallu beta.
NEWS ANCHOR
Aap ko kaisa kaam chahiye?
GABBAR
Mujhe politics mein ghusna hai. Suna hai aaj kal Samajwadi party mein vacancy hai.
NEWS ANCHOR
Aapko lagta hai aapko ticket mil jaayega?
GABBAR
Haan mil jaayega. Mulayam ka bhai mere hi jail mein tha. Achchi dosti ban gayi.
NEWS ANCHOR
Toh yeh they Gabbar Singh. Aaj retired daaku, Kal honge Samajwadi Party ke naye General Secretary!
NAMASHKAR.